Peanut and I have a loving friend named Stu. Sometimes Stu likes Peanut and sometimes he just fakes it. Yesterday, I’m sure he sort of faked it.
I’ve been sick lately and Stu brought over some firewood and soup. Stu let Peanut out to go to the bathroom and then proceeded to split the firewood out by the creek. I was snuggled in bed, under my warm comforter trying to get rid of this crud of a cold, when Stu came to the door and asked if Peanut was in bed with me. I felt around,,,,he loves to burrow under the covers. No, he is not. Stu,,,pretending to like Peanut, says, Uh Oh.
So I drag my big patootie out of bed, push my feet into my mules, put on my North Face and start yelling for PEANUT, PEANUT,,,,from my 2nd floor deck. It was hard to hear anything but the roar of the creek below, but I finally spotted the rascal camouflaged by the brown winter leaves on the OTHER side of the creek. The side that he is not allowed. The side where skunks, raccoons, dead animal carcasses, and bears live.
Peanut was stuck. Peanut was dry. Peanut must have hitched a ride on a glacier or an ice bridge. Peanut could not remember which one. I run for his doggy treats. I run down the stairs and yell at Stu to STOP! Don’t walk on that ice bridge to get that naughty dog! That’s all I need is my loving friend that is not even pretending to like Peanut now, fall into the icy Fountain Creek.
Peanut hears the crackling sound of his treat bag through the roar of the creek. Dogs have good ears. He starts to cross an ice bridge, but thinks again, backing off. He walks through the woods to find a half a snowy ice bridge; he MUST get to that doggy treat. He runs across the icy bridge to where it ends and leaps in the air to land on the side where he is allowed.
I yell my command, UP, HOME! He runs up the stairs to the deck, takes his treat and runs in the house and under the bed. Naughty Peanut!

Borrowed picture of Fountain Creek in the winter